I was all excited but then I found out it doesn’t come with the secretary.
So then I asked for a secretary and the boss said, “No, we call them administrative assistants now, it’s 2015 — this isn’t Mad Men, you know.”
So I said, “That’s cool, can I have an administrative assistant?”
“Of course not.”
“But do we still call it a secretary desk?”
Then she kicked me out of her office.
Current Price: $325
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